I'm not Han Solo and I do it for teh LULZ

I scared a Democrat

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:02:48 GMT

I was sitting at the computer getting ready to play second life and
planning my next coup d’état, when abbey said the man was at the door.

I went downstairs and standing at the door, I thought, was another
salesman. Turned out I was right, he was a bright young red haired
man/boy wearing a DNC shirt.

I gave him a cheerful hello and he told me he was from the Democratic
national Committee and he was trying to help get Osamasbamababymama
elected for president.

I said, Hey that's really cool.

He then asked if I was a democrat.

I said well not really. I am more like an ultra conservative, left wing,
libertarian who is tired of politicians spending my money like it was theirs.

He got this really wierd look on his face and it seemed he could not
leave fast enough.

I loled

The Will I Die From Terror Test

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:25:01 GMT

Your result for The Terrorism Test...

Risk:
28% NUCLEAR
57% BIOLOGICAL
14% CONVENTIONAL

Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.

Some quick advice follows:

TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK

- Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs

- Avoid extremely large sporting events

- Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities

TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:

- Avoid buses and subways

- Avoid suspicious people

- Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups

- Avoid exploding bombs

TO REDUCE BIO RISK:

- Avoid contact with other people

- Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat

- Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)

- Avoid drinking tap water

This test sponsored by Dasani.

Take The Terrorism Test at HelloQuizzy

The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:20:01 GMT

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test...

The Foot Soldier

You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test

Take The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test at HelloQuizzy

Kucinich Read Articles of Impeachment for Bush

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:58:03 GMT

Mpls. Motorists Restricted To Idling For 3 Minutes

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:44:31 GMT

A new ordinance in Minneapolis limits vehicle idling at three minutes.
Mayor R.T. Rybak says the idea is to reduce air pollution.

City Council member Sandy Colvin Roy says cars don't need more than one minute to warm up, even in the winter.

The ordinance limits most vehicle idling to three minutes, except in traffic.

Source WCCO

Soooo... now we will have cops running around with stop watches? What a bunch of useless bullshit

Showing my support for Barrak

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:52:40 GMT

Ok, it really depends on my mood but I might consider voting for Barrak in November. So in case I do swing that way I made up this image for his campaign. I hope this helps him in the coming elections

Writer's Block: Some words to live by...

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:16:00 GMT

What words do you find wise enough to live by?

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Hmm, words to live by? Marijuana is a good word. Beer is a good word to live by too. But I don't like beer as much as I like marijuana.

Sex is a good word to live by, lots of sex is even better but sometimes you take what you get. Kinda like pizza.

Go forth and produce children. Those are good words to live by because if you don't have kids your blood line ends with you. which for some is not a bad idea anyway. (these words are pretty much a stab at those who call those of us with kids "breeders" When you die you will just cease to exist. when I die, my kids will carry on my bloodline. Stick that in your eye.)

Lets see, Marijuana, beer, sex, pizza, children... (not necessarily in that order mind you)

Lulz, profit, and ???? Always good words to live by.

Hmmm, relooking at the question let me rephrase

Marijuana is good for you.

Beer is good for you.

Sex is good for you.

Children are good for you

Oh yeah, moderation is a good thing too.

I should probably write something about helping people in poor third world nations. Umm, ummm, ummm, Send the more suitcases so they can move somewhere with better living conditions

Then there are (is?) Lulz, profit, and ????

That is all I have to say about words to live by today.

Oh, wait.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
Love is the Law, Love under Will

93's

Now I am done

LJ Election Drama

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:03:27 GMT

This is a really really fun thread to read

Jameth is our leader

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 18:44:39 GMT

Jameth Wins the 2008 Live Journal Advisory Board Elections

Fri, 30 May 2008 20:55:43 GMT

I would like to extend my most heartfelt congratulations to jameth for his success in the LiveJournal advisory board elections.

I hope he makes us all proud for the coming year ad the newest member of the liVEJOURNAL advisory board.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Wed, 28 May 2008 13:58:04 GMT

I rarely if ever post personal; stuff but I just had to write about what a banner day memorial day was for me. It was filled with lulz and fail. Abbey and I were playing chase and I went running across the yard after Abbey, tripped and slid all the way into the street.

Behind the cut are more details AND... IMAGES...

This is an artists rendition of how the incident happened. You can see where I start, on the left side near the house. As I accelerated toward the edge of the yard, I lost my footing at point X. I proceeded to fall and I think I missed the sidewalk entirely. I landed on the boulevard right next to the curb (point Y) and bounced down the curb, into the street, in a bloody pile of ground meat at point Z.

This is what my left thigh looks like.

This is the quarter size hole in my left elbow.

Beyond that I have a couple small holes in my right hand and jammed my right wrist and shoulder.

I feel like I got hit by a small bus.

Live Journal Advisory Bored

Mon, 26 May 2008 05:47:42 GMT

Ok, I have vaguely been watching the whole LJ advisory bored election thing and hazz had lulzz. Not using any sock puppets of any kind, I cast my vote for the following. jameth cambler and someone else (I won't bother looking to see right now.) jameth gets my Lulzz vote and cambler gets my "He photographs nude chicks" vote. Ok, I'm done.

[Bad username: ]

A Story of the Father, The Son and The Whore

Fri, 16 May 2008 00:07:16 GMT

By The Honorable James David Manning, PhD of the ATLAH World Missionary Church

"James David Manning is the energetic and visionary pastor of the ATLAH World Missionary Church located in ATLAH, New York. He has founded three schools and developed a national church ministry. He holds a PhD in philosophy, the author of The Oblation Hour book, a former Marketing Executive with Proctor and Gamble and the Ford Motor Company."

Ron Paul vs Mchillbama

Sun, 04 May 2008 14:24:52 GMT

Ron Paul or any of the other three? Write in Ron Paul on your ballot the fall.

Writer's Block: Happy Earth Day

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:17:51 GMT

What do you do EVERY day to take care of the earth's environment? What could you do more of?

View other answers

Nothing and Nothing

Interesting thought...

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:30:50 GMT

So I was out driving around yesterday and I drove past a gun shop. The gun shop was open and people were inside buying guns and I thought to myself,

In Minnesota, on a Sunday, you can't buy a car , you can't buy alcohol, but you can buy a gun.

So yeah, there ya go.

Writer's Block: Here's the Skinny...

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:26:20 GMT

Have you ever been skinny dipping?

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Well, I really don't have writers block, I am just attempting a post from within the Second Life browser.

So far... Yay....

Anyway, yes I have been skinny dipping before. Ran naked through open fields, even had rockin sex in state parks. Yes, on those very same picnic tables you eat off of. where I am sure more than a few people have done the same.

So yes, I have been skinny dipping before. and will be going skinny dipping againas soon as the water gets warm enough that it doesn't make my ball sack shrivel up to the size of a grape and try to hide in my abdomen.

Ok I am done now

Why you should not vote the party lines this time around.

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:43:52 GMT

Ron Paul For President in 2008

The Which Book are You Meme

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:36:03 GMT

You're The Dictionary!

by Merriam-Webster

You're one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of
knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short
spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks
really need an authority to refer to, however, you're the one they seek. You're an
exceptional speller and very well organized.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Copypasta

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:43:48 GMT

<img width="386" height="173" border="0" src="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0d/GreatLiveJournalDramafest.png" alt="The Great Live Journal Whinefest of 2008" />

From unimag vis scarletdemon

SUP Vs. The Rest of the World

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:49:07 GMT

So apparently the Russians, who now own Live Journal, and the rest of the world (Live Journal Users) are pissing at each other because they changed the rules on Live Journal. Apparently this is a bad thing to do. I fail to understand it.

<img src="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0f/Drama_bomb.jpg">

Edit: Why the fuck is the rich text editor the default? If you can't code <img src="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0f/Drama_bomb.jpg"> you needn't be using the interwebs anyway.

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:51:51 GMT

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sure

3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Wherever no one else is sleeping

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Give me a cow

5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
No, almost but after the car stopped I was fine.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no

7. Shower or bath?
Shower

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes

9. Mexican or Chinese?
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I prefer to be jumped on, fuck like a pair of rabbits in heat.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
sure.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.

13. Love or money?
Love

14. Credit cards or cash?
cash

15. Has/Is there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes!

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I don't know. On a picnic table in a state park in January

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on how much money is involved

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes

20. Ever been to a bar?
Umm yes

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No. But I was close

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
No but I was kissed by my best man at my wedding

24. Favorite drink?
Thee wise men and a beer, sometimes I invite their bastard cousin Jose

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No

28. Have you ever been in an adult store?
Yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Probably

32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
No

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Have no idea, most people on my friends list have already posted it.

Calabi-Yau manifold from Second Life

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:42:16 GMT

Calabi-Yau manifolds are a special class of manifolds used in some branches of mathematics (such as algebraic geometry) as well as in theoretical physics. For instance, in superstring theory the extra dimensions of spacetime are sometimes conjectured to take the form of a 6-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold. The precise definition of a Calabi-Yau manifold, given below, builds on a considerable mathematical background. The designation "Calabi-Yau space" for a member of this class was coined by physicists in the 1980s,[1] but mathematicians have been studying such manifolds since at least the 1950s. Physical insights about Calabi-Yau manifolds, especially mirror symmetry, led to tremendous progress in pure mathematics.

Formal definition

A Calabi-Yau manifold is a Kähler manifold with a vanishing first Chern class. A Calabi-Yau manifold of complex dimension n is also called a Calabi-Yau n-fold. The mathematician Eugenio Calabi conjectured in 1957 that all such manifolds admit a Ricci-flat metric (one in each Kähler class), and this conjecture was proved by Shing-Tung Yau (丘成桐) in 1977 and became Yau's theorem. Consequently, a Calabi-Yau manifold is a compact Ricci-flat Kähler manifold. It is possible for the first Chern class to vanish as an element of the real cohomology group, so that the manifold has a Ricci-flat metric, yet not as an element of the integral cohomology group, so that the manifold does not have a global nowhere vanishing holomorphic (n,0)-form.

Equivalently one may define a Calabi-Yau n-fold as a manifold with an SU(n) holonomy. Yet another equivalent condition is that the manifold admit a global nowhere vanishing holomorphic (n,0)-form.

The first Chern class vanishes if and only if the canonical bundle is trivial, which in turn is the case if and only if the canonical class is the zero class. While the Chern class fails to be well-defined for singular Calabi-Yau's, the canonical bundle and canonical class may still be defined and so may be used to extend to definition of a smooth Calabi-Yau manifold to a possibly singular Calabi-Yau variety.

Examples

In one complex dimension, the only compact examples are tori, which form a one-parameter family. Note that the Ricci-flat metric on a torus is actually a flat metric, so that the holonomy is the trivial group, for which SU(1) is another name. A one-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold is a complex elliptic curve, and in particular, algebraic.

In two complex dimensions, the K3 surfaces furnish the only compact simply connected Calabi-Yau manifolds. Non simply-connected examples are given by abelian surfaces. Enriques surfaces and hyperelliptic surfaces have first Chern class that vanishes as an element of the real cohomology group, but not as an element of the integral cohomology group, so Yau's theorem about the existence of a Ricci-flat metric still applies to them but they are not usually considered to be Calabi-Yau manifolds. Abelian surfaces are sometimes excluded from the classification of being Calabi-Yau, as their holonomy (again the trivial group) is a proper subgroup of SU(2), instead of being isomorphic to SU(2). On the other hand, the holonomy group of a K3 surface is the full SU(2), so it may properly be called a Calabi-Yau in 2 dimensions.

In three complex dimensions, classification of the possible Calabi-Yau manifolds is an open problem, although Yau suspects that there is a finite number of families (albeit a much bigger number than his estimate from 20 years ago). One example of a three-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold is a non-singular quintic threefold in CP4, which is the algebraic variety consisting of all of the zeros of a homogeneous quintic polynomial in the homogeneous coordinates of the CP4. Some discrete quotients of the quintic by various Z5 actions are also Calabi-Yau and have received a lot of attention in the literature. One of these is related to the original quintic by mirror symmetry.

For every n, the zero set of a general homogeneous degree n+2 polynomial in the homogeneous coordinates of the complex projective space CPn+1 is a compact Calabi-Yau n-fold, although it is not always a differentiable manifold. The case n=1 describes an elliptic curve, while for n=2 one obtains a K3 surface, one of which is a singular Z2 quotient of the 4-torus.

Properties

First Chern class vanishes (definition)
Canonical class vanishes (definition)
Admit Ricci-flat metric (Calabi's conjecture, Yau's theorem)
Kodaira dimension 0

Applications in Superstring Theory

Calabi-Yau manifolds are important in superstring theory. In the most conventional superstring models, ten conjectural dimensions in string theory are supposed to come as four of which we are aware, carrying some kind of fibration with fiber dimension six. Compactification on Calabi-Yau n-folds are important because they leave some of the original supersymmetry unbroken. More precisely, in the absence of fluxes, compactification on a Calabi-Yau 3-fold (real dimension 6) leaves one quarter of the original supersymmetry unbroken if the holonomy is the full SU(3).

More generally, a flux-free compactification on an n-manifold with holonomy SU(n) leaves 21−n of the original supersymmetry unbroken, corresponding to 26−n supercharges in a compactification of type II supergravity or 25−n supercharges in a compactification of type I. When fluxes are included the supersymmetry condition instead implies that the compactification manifold be a generalized Calabi-Yau, a notion introduced in 2002 by Nigel Hitchin.[2] These models are known as flux compactifications.

Essentially, Calabi-Yau manifolds are shapes that satisfy the requirement of space for the six "unseen" spatial dimensions of string theory, which may be smaller than our currently observable lengths as they have not yet been detected. A popular alternative known as large extra dimensions, which often occurs in braneworld models, is that the Calabi-Yau is large but we are confined to a small subset on which it intersects a D-brane.

Calabi-Yau Manifold in Popular Culture

In the best-selling computer game Half-Life 2, the human "teleportation device" employs the Calabi-Yau model of space to teleport users to different points instantaneously, without passing through the intervening space. At the time of the game, the technology hadn't been perfected, and the character is transported to several different locations as a result of the holonomy of the model.

Calabi-Yau space is also mentioned in the Doctor Who novel, The Quantum Archangel, and is said to be the home of creatures and entities that live outside of space/time such as the Chronovores (from The Time Monster), the Eternals (from Enlightenment), and the Guardians (the Black Guardian, the White Guardian, et al). It supposedly exists in the same relationship to the time vortex, as the vortex does to normal spacetime.

In Dan Simmons' Ilium and Olympos series the Calabi-Yau Manifold is said to be used in order to allow worm hole transportation between points in the universe.

Calabi-Yau space is mentioned in Tricia Sullivan's novel "Sound Mind" (2006) as a possible explanation for the events taking place there.

In issue #15 of the most recent Ms. Marvel comic book series, it is discovered that A.I.M. is able to store items in Calabi-Yau manifolds, allowing them to hide objects in plain sight.

The television series Numb3rs (Season Three, Episode 12) features a plush toy of a Calabi-Yau manifold given to character Alan Eppes as a gift, by Dr. Millie French. Apparently, she was explaining string theory to him during their date.

The mysterious electronic music group Dopplereffekt released an album entitled "Calabi-Yau Space" in 2007 on Rephlex Records. The first track on the album is entitled "Calabi-Yau Manifold" and the other tracks on the album have titles similarly evocative of complex surfaces and quantum mechanics.

Tentacle Sex in Second Life

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:17:11 GMT

Ok, the other night when I posted about trolling the second life sex beaches in my demon avatar, I was having trouble finding a partner. I know not why.

But... there was this other avatar who was apparently from Japan, who asked if we could have sex. SRSLY. Those crazy japanese, I''ll tel ya'...

Anyways, behind the cut are images from doing the tentacle nasty in second life. Safe for work if you are ok with Lulzzz.

Type your cut contents here.

I am the Messiah

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:59:03 GMT

I'm not Han Solo and I do it for teh LULZ

I scared a Democrat

The Will I Die From Terror Test

Risk:28% NUCLEAR57% BIOLOGICAL14% CONVENTIONAL

The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

The Foot Soldier

Kucinich Read Articles of Impeachment for Bush

Mpls. Motorists Restricted To Idling For 3 Minutes

Showing my support for Barrak

Writer's Block: Some words to live by...

LJ Election Drama

Jameth is our leader

Jameth Wins the 2008 Live Journal Advisory Board Elections

Live Journal Advisory Bored

A Story of the Father, The Son and The Whore

Ron Paul vs Mchillbama

Writer's Block: Happy Earth Day

Interesting thought...

Writer's Block: Here's the Skinny...

Why you should not vote the party lines this time around.

The Which Book are You Meme

Copypasta

SUP Vs. The Rest of the World

Calabi-Yau manifold from Second Life

Tentacle Sex in Second Life

I am the Messiah

Risk:
28% NUCLEAR
57% BIOLOGICAL
14% CONVENTIONAL