I'm not Han Solo and I do it for teh LULZ
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Fri, Jul. 4th, 2008, 01:02 am
I scared a Democrat
I was sitting at the computer getting ready to play second life and
planning my next coup d’état, when abbey said the man was at the door.
I went downstairs and standing at the door, I thought, was another
salesman. Turned out I was right, he was a bright young red haired
man/boy wearing a DNC shirt.
I gave him a cheerful hello and he told me he was from the Democratic
national Committee and he was trying to help get Osamasbamababymama
elected for president.
I said, Hey that's really cool.
He then asked if I was a democrat.
I said well not really. I am more like an ultra conservative, left wing,
libertarian who is tired of politicians spending my money like it was theirs.
He got this really wierd look on his face and it seemed he could not
leave fast enough.
I loled Sat, Jun. 21st, 2008, 07:24 pm
The Will I Die From Terror Test
Your result for The Terrorism Test... Risk:
28% NUCLEAR
57% BIOLOGICAL
14% CONVENTIONAL Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.  Some quick advice follows: TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK - Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs - Avoid extremely large sporting events - Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS: - Avoid buses and subways - Avoid suspicious people - Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups - Avoid exploding bombs TO REDUCE BIO RISK: - Avoid contact with other people - Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat - Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax) - Avoid drinking tap water This test sponsored by Dasani. Take The Terrorism Test at HelloQuizzy
Sat, Jun. 21st, 2008, 07:18 pm
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test
Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test... The Foot Soldier You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS. The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions? Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs. - new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test
Take The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test at HelloQuizzy
Wed, Jun. 11th, 2008, 12:48 am
Kucinich Read Articles of Impeachment for Bush
Sat, Jun. 7th, 2008, 05:40 pm
Mpls. Motorists Restricted To Idling For 3 Minutes
A new ordinance in Minneapolis limits vehicle idling at three minutes.
Mayor R.T. Rybak says the idea is to reduce air pollution.
City Council member Sandy Colvin Roy says cars don't need more than one minute to warm up, even in the winter.
The ordinance limits most vehicle idling to three minutes, except in traffic.
Source WCCO
Soooo... now we will have cops running around with stop watches? What a bunch of useless bullshit
Sat, Jun. 7th, 2008, 04:47 pm
Showing my support for Barrak
Ok, it really depends on my mood but I might consider voting for Barrak in November. So in case I do swing that way I made up this image for his campaign. I hope this helps him in the coming elections 
Mon, Jun. 2nd, 2008, 12:45 pm
Writer's Block: Some words to live by...
Hmm, words to live by? Marijuana is a good word. Beer is a good word to live by too. But I don't like beer as much as I like marijuana. Sex is a good word to live by, lots of sex is even better but sometimes you take what you get. Kinda like pizza. Go forth and produce children. Those are good words to live by because if you don't have kids your blood line ends with you. which for some is not a bad idea anyway. (these words are pretty much a stab at those who call those of us with kids "breeders" When you die you will just cease to exist. when I die, my kids will carry on my bloodline. Stick that in your eye.) Lets see, Marijuana, beer, sex, pizza, children... (not necessarily in that order mind you)
Lulz, profit, and ???? Always good words to live by. Hmmm, relooking at the question let me rephrase
Marijuana is good for you. Beer is good for you. Sex is good for you. Children are good for you Oh yeah, moderation is a good thing too. I should probably write something about helping people in poor third world nations. Umm, ummm, ummm, Send the more suitcases so they can move somewhere with better living conditionsThen there are (is?) Lulz, profit, and ????
That is all I have to say about words to live by today. Oh, wait. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the LawLove is the Law, Love under Will93's
Now I am done
Sun, Jun. 1st, 2008, 02:02 pm
LJ Election Drama
Sun, Jun. 1st, 2008, 01:42 pm
Jameth is our leader
Fri, May. 30th, 2008, 03:48 pm
Jameth Wins the 2008 Live Journal Advisory Board Elections
I would like to extend my most heartfelt congratulations to ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jameth for his success in the LiveJournal advisory board elections. I hope he makes us all proud for the coming year ad the newest member of the liVEJOURNAL advisory board. HahahahahahahahahaWed, May. 28th, 2008, 03:30 am
I rarely if ever post personal; stuff but I just had to write about what a banner day memorial day was for me. It was filled with lulz and fail. Abbey and I were playing chase and I went running across the yard after Abbey, tripped and slid all the way into the street. Behind the cut are more details AND... IMAGES... ( Be forwarned! You can not unsee these images! ) Mon, May. 26th, 2008, 12:24 am
Live Journal Advisory Bored
Ok, I have vaguely been watching the whole LJ advisory bored election thing and hazz had lulzz. Not using any sock puppets of any kind, I cast my vote for the following. jameth cambler and someone else (I won't bother looking to see right now.) jameth gets my Lulzz vote and cambler gets my "He photographs nude chicks" vote. Ok, I'm done.   [Bad username: ]Thu, May. 15th, 2008, 07:04 pm
A Story of the Father, The Son and The Whore
By The Honorable James David Manning, PhD of the ATLAH World Missionary Church "James David Manning is the energetic and visionary pastor of the ATLAH World Missionary Church located in ATLAH, New York. He has founded three schools and developed a national church ministry. He holds a PhD in philosophy, the author of The Oblation Hour book, a former Marketing Executive with Proctor and Gamble and the Ford Motor Company." Sun, May. 4th, 2008, 09:22 am
Ron Paul vs Mchillbama
Ron Paul or any of the other three? Write in Ron Paul on your ballot the fall. Tue, Apr. 22nd, 2008, 09:17 pm
Writer's Block: Happy Earth Day
Mon, Apr. 21st, 2008, 10:11 am
Interesting thought...
So I was out driving around yesterday and I drove past a gun shop. The gun shop was open and people were inside buying guns and I thought to myself,
In Minnesota, on a Sunday, you can't buy a car , you can't buy alcohol, but you can buy a gun.
So yeah, there ya go. Sun, Apr. 20th, 2008, 08:19 pm
Writer's Block: Here's the Skinny...
Well, I really don't have writers block, I am just attempting a post from within the Second Life browser. So far... Yay.... Anyway, yes I have been skinny dipping before. Ran naked through open fields, even had rockin sex in state parks. Yes, on those very same picnic tables you eat off of. where I am sure more than a few people have done the same. So yes, I have been skinny dipping before. and will be going skinny dipping againas soon as the water gets warm enough that it doesn't make my ball sack shrivel up to the size of a grape and try to hide in my abdomen. Ok I am done now
Mon, Mar. 31st, 2008, 12:42 pm
Why you should not vote the party lines this time around.
Mon, Mar. 31st, 2008, 12:35 pm
The Which Book are You Meme
You're The Dictionary!
by Merriam-Webster
You're one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of
knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short
spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks
really need an authority to refer to, however, you're the one they seek. You're an
exceptional speller and very well organized.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Fri, Mar. 21st, 2008, 03:40 pm
Copypasta
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